Quotations - Short

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Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted
An ounce of vanity can ruin a ton of merit.
You know the type.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwy...
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. -- Sean O'Casey
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking....

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