Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise They Won't Come To Yours.

Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise They Won't Come To Yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to
yours.
-- Yogi Berra, baseball catcher, manager

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