Quotations - Stupid

Quotations - Stupid

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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. -- Yogi Berra, baseball catcher, manage
It was pretty good. Even the music was nice. -- Yogi Berra, after attending an opera
Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
-- Yogi Berra, to Johnny Bench...
What good is the moon if you can't buy or sell it? -- Ivan Boesky, inside stock trade
I think "immoral" is probably the wrong word to use.
..I prefer the word "unethical." -- Ivan Boesky, inside stock trade...
The Minutemen are not tall in terms of height.
-- Dan Bonner, CBS sportscaster, during a UMass basketball game...
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
-- Gerry Brown, California governo...
Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths.
-- Frank Broyles, college football coach...
All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it.
-- George Bush, US Preside...
It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.
-- George Bush, US Preside...

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