Quotations - Stupid

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Life is very important to Americans. -- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansa
To move cabin, push button of the wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press the number of wishing floor.
Driving is then going alphabetically by natural order. Butto...
We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force.
We meant, of course, that Mr Dogbody is a detective in the police farce. ...
If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a rec...
It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor, on the jury used in her assault trial...
The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games.
-- David Garcia, baseball team manage...
Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it. -- Samuel Goldwy
Keep a stiff upper chin. -- Samuel Goldwy
This book has too much plot and not enough story. -- Samuel Goldwy
You've got to take the sour with the bitter. -- Samuel Goldwy

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