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He was probably our greatest living painter -- until he died. -- LBC British Television New
I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
-- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House...
And now, will y'all stand and be recognized?
-- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day...
This is unparalyzed in the state's history. -- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House
The people don't take baths and they don't speak English.
No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?...
People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty.
But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?...
If ever there was a case of clearer evidence than this of persons acting in concert together, this case is that case!
-- Sir R. Megarry...
Can't act. Can't sing. Balding. Can dance a little.
-- MGM summary of a screen test by some guy named Fred Astaire...
No one wants to say the sky is falling, but in this instance I am afraid the emperor has no clothes.
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