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• Never trust a man who can count to 1,023 on his fingers.
• Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you all his joys. Jewish Proverb
• Does bouncing count?
• Over my head his arm he flung Against the world.
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Count Gismond, xix...
• If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
• He wrecked his car, he lost his job. And yet throughout his life, he took his troubles like a ma
  he blamed them on his wife. -- Frank Conno...
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to count more than his ten fingers, or in extreme cases he may add his ten toes, and lump the rest.
  Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity. I say, let your affairs be as two or three, and not a hundred or a thousand...
• If you would be happy when others about you are not, while they count their troubles, you should take time out to count your blessings.