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• An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing.
  But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation. -- Billy Wilde...
• Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the window.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• It's got so that if a man opens a door for a lady to go through first, he's the doorman.
  -- Mae We...
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....