Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
My Luck Is Getting Worse And Worse. Last Night, For Instance, I Was Mugged By A Quaker. Woody Alle
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Quotations - Usenet
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was
mugged by a quaker.
Woody Allen
Related:
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
-- Woody Alle...
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Alle...
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?...
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -- Woody Alle