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• When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• You realize how short a month when you pay alimony.
• You know how with some girls you feel sorry the next day?
  With Pamela you're sorry when it's going on. -- Roger Price...
• You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
  The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
• You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
  The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
• Why work for a living when you can die for art?