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• When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman.
  After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us....
• When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman.
  After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us....
• I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best.
  We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us....
• I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best.
  We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Once upon a time, a four-year-old boy was visiting his uncle and aunt.
  He was a very outspoken little boy and ofttimes had to be censured to say the right thing at the right time....
• Ned: Rod, you order anything you want for your big ten-oh.
  Rod: Million dollar birthday fries! Waiter: [gleeful] Uh oh!...
• When I die, I would like to go peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle
  ot screaming as the other passengers in his car. -- sign in OSU Computer Sci. lab...
• Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
  This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe!...