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• Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. -- H. L. Mencke
• Hubby sells kidney to pay greedy ex-wife's alimony
• You realize how short a month when you pay alimony.
• If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony. -- Women vs. Bee
• Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.
  -- Peggy Joyce...
• You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. -- John Barrymore
• RANSOM, n. The purchase of that which neither belongs to the seller, nor can belong to the buyer.
  The most unprofitable of investments. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. -- H. L. Mencke
• Puritanism -- the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
  -- H.L. Mencken, "A Book of Burlesque...