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The Brain Is The Only Part Of The Human Machine That Doesn't Wear Out.
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The brain is the only part of the human machine that doesn't wear out.
Probably it's because the brain is the only part that is not overworked.
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The human brain is the only computer in the world made out of meat. -- Solomon Sho
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