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• No television performance takes as much preparation as an off-the-cuff talk. -- Richard Nixo
• STUPIDITY: (n) (e.g. - Joycelyn Elders' off-the-cuff remarks)
• Talk to fish. Sooner or later, they will talk back.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• There is nothing wrong with sex on television. However, a 25 inch set is much more suitable than a l3 inch set, since on the smaller set, you tend to fall off more often.
• Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.
  -- Richard Nixo...
• Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much. -- John Wayne
• In the age of television, reading books is not as important as it once was.
  People can learn as much by watching television as they can by reading books....
• There's so much unhappiness on television, we don't need more of it in real life.