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• Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catli
• Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a large rock. -- Wynn Catli
• Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
• Why waltz when you can ROCK AND ROLL?????
• The hand that rocks the cradle can also cradle a rock. -- Feminist saying, circa 1968-1972
• Q: What should I do if I find a rock in a bag of potatoes?
  A: Simply return the rock to your grocer, who will give you the rock's weight in potatoes....