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• What can a pigeon do that a west Texas oil man can't do any more?
  A pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Mercedes....
• You twist and turn like a...twisty turny thing. You're a weedy pigeon, Blackadder, and you can call me Susan if it isn't so.
  -- Melchett : Bee...
• I've got to hand it to the Venetians, though. I can't tell you how impressed I was with that city.
  Nowhere else in the world can you find a flood area bringing in so much tourist gold....
• An engineer is a man who can do for a dime what any fool can do for a dollar.
• How do you make a small fortune in Texas oil? Start with a big one.
• What can you do for me?
• A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...
• The eyes of Texas are upon you, All the livelong day
  The eyes of Texas are upon you, You cannot get away...
• What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient Simian Proverb