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• Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, it is damn near zero.
  -- David Elli...
• If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.
  -- Fourth Law of Thermodynamics -- David Elli...
• The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.
  -- Bartz's Law of Hokey Horsepuckery -- Wayne R. Bartz...
• Two percent of zero is almost nothing.