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Sex Is Like Snow... You Never Know How Many Inches You're Going To Get Or How Long It Will Last.
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Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how
long it will last.
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
-- Murphy's laws on sex...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have a photo of your SO taped to the corner of your screen and you get comments from passers-by like "Hey, neat GIF", and "_How_ many colors?
The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night. -- The Heineken Uncertainty Principle
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
