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• Never fish in the sea of life without bait.
• How many West Virginians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they don't have Eeeeelextrisssity in West Virginia....
• It's not how deep you fish it's how you wiggle your worm!
• Fish or cut bait. American Proverb
• Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast.
  In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish....
• The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed.
• How did you get here? Wiggle off the hook?
• How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? -- Pink Floyd
• MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
  All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which under normal circumstances should be either engaged or not operational....