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• Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
  -- Robert Orbe...
• Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for an adventure like this.
  Bart: You mean like <we> just did?...
• Imagine what the world would be like if mathematics were an honored ritual carried out in stadiums for huge audiences, and football was a misunderstood activity ignored by most people.
• Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we are, richer than we are, but we don't feel all that comfortable with people who are.
  -- Mickey Manfield...
• If they only married when they fell in love most people would die unwed.
• If people said what they thought, most conversations would be very brief.
• Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.
• If everything had gone as planned, everything would have been perfect.
  -- BATF spokesperson on CNN 3/2/93, regarding failed raid attempt in TX....
• It has been said that Public Relations is the art of winning friends and getting people under the influence.
  -- Jeremy Tunstall...