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• Phases of a Project: (1) Exultation. (2) Disenchantment.
  (3) Confusion. (4) Search for the Guilty. (5) Punishment for the Innocent....
• The greatest programming project of all took six day
  on the seventh day the programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the blinking thing ever since....
• The six steps in a project: 1) Unbounded enthusiasm 2) Total disillusionment 3) PANIC!
  ! 4) Frantic search for the guilty 5) Punishment of the innocent 6) Promotion of the uninvolved....
• Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year -- in either direction.
  -- Augustine's Law Number XXXIX -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• The greatest programming project of all took six day
  on the seventh day the programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the ###!...
• The Names Project.....
• Your project will be late.
• SMILEY [:|] robot (or other AI project)