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• How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
  Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincol...
• If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five?
  No, four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincol...
• Management: How many feet do mice have? Reply: Mice have four feet.
  M: Elaborate! R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet....
• Just how much leg have I got?
• If it takes a man and a half a day and a half to dig a hole and a half, how many days does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
  Thirteen, because boy dogs can't have puppies....
• Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
• This table has four legs. A table with a broken leg remains a table.
  But a table from which the four legs have been removed becomes only a flat piece of wood....
• Is it better to have a leg longer than the other or shorter?
• You feel like someone is pulling your leg.