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  . . . [on why he stopped dancing professionally at age 71] -- Fred Astaire...
• The advice that means the most to me right now was not delivered directly to me.
  It's something I read that Fred Astaire said about his dance routine...
• I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it.
• In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has officially announced His candidacy for the U.
  S. presidency. During His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just get my campaign pulled together in time....
• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
  The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80 degrees today," and I said "Oops....
• Monica is in her bed but can't fall asleep] Monica (voiceover)
  If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes....
• I will just have to that, won't I?
• We'll always have Paris. [Now, just where did I put it?]
• David: "Lieutenant Saavik was right. You never have faced death.
  Kirk: "No, not like this. I haven't faced death....