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• Criticizing lawyers for lawsuits is like criticizing linebackers for knocking people down.
  -- Dale Dauten, Newspaper columni...
• You cannot succeed by criticizing others.
• You can't just walk into a store and buy a gun. There's all sorts of registration, there are all sorts of state laws.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle after criticizing Michael Dukakis for the Massachusetts furlough program....
• Hagerty's Law If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich or famous or both.
• If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich or famous or both.
  -- James C. Hagerty...
• If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich, or famous or both.
• Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the conservatives.
• Homer: Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now, Marge?
  Marge: It does seem nicer than Springfield. Lisa...