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• We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world
  and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read....
• There is a solution to every problem; the only difficulty is finding it.
• In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Inadmissible: Not competent to be considered. Said of certain kinds of testimony which juries are supposed to be unfit to be entrusted with
  and which judges, therefore, rule out, even of proceedings before themselves alone....
• Jury: A group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health, and business engagements, have failed to fool him.
  -- H.L. Mencke...
• King Arthur and his armored goons of the Round Table functioned as the Politburo of a slave state
  Camelot. Of all who have written on the Matter of Arthur, from Malory to White, only Mark Twain understood this....
• Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read. -- Mark Twai
• UNDERSTANDING, n. A cerebral secretion that enables one having it to know a house from a horse by the roof on the house.
  Its nature and laws have been exhaustively expounded by Locke, who rode a house, and Kant, who lived in a horse....