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• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women.
  They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full. -- Earl Wilso...
• Your friends need you.
• Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject.
• Friends: people who know you but like you anyway.
• Friends were made for friends, and for people to argue with!!
• Marge: Name one of your child's friends. Homer: Uh, let's see, Bart's friends .
  .. Well, there's the fat kid with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his hands in his pockets....