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• Life is pain, highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  Westley, as the man in black, from The Princess Bride...
• Life is pain, highness. Anyone who ways differently is selling something.
  -- The Dread Pirate Wesley, "The Princess Bride", movie...
• Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father.
  Prepare to die. -- Indigo, "The Princess Bride", movie...
• The Princess Bride My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. --Mandy Patinki
• Anyone who tries to `enlighten' you is probably selling something. -- Jen Howard.
• Don't rush a miracle man. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
  -- From "The Princess Bride...
• Hello. My $NAME is Indigo Montoya. You killed -9 my parent process.
  Prepare to vi. -- The Unix's Bride...
• Do what you think is best for you and follow your dreams.
  Don't listen to negative comments from anyone else....
• The Princess Bride Inconceivable! --Wallace Shaw