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• It is right that he too should have his little chronicle
  his memories, his reason, and be able to recognize the good in the bad, the bad in the worst, and so grow gently old all down the unchanging days and die one day like any other day, only shorter....
• A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 7. PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS PROMPTLY AND WILLINGLY.
  You should consider it a privilege to contribute, however modestly, to the well-being of physicians and other humanitarians....
• The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
  The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled....
• A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
• If you are wearing one brown and one black shoe, you have a pair like it somewhere in the closet.
  -- The Rule of Elderly Survival...
• Most authors steal their works, or buy; Garth did not write his own Dispensary.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Essay on Criticism, Part iii, Line 59...
• A good idea is one which strikes the other fellow like a bolt of lightning a year or two after you've told it to him.
• Commonly, physicians, like beer, are best when they are old, and lawyers, like bread, when they are young and new.
  -- Fulle...
• Two soviet ships collide, one dies.