Everyday Happiness Means Getting Up In The Morning, And You Can't Wait To Finish Your Breakfast.

Everyday Happiness Means Getting Up In The Morning, And You Can't Wait To Finish Your Breakfast.

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Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait
to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't
wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out - and you can't
wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
George Burns

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