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• The Queen is most anxious to enlist every one who can speak or write to join in checking this mad
  wicked folly of "Woman's Rights", with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feeling and propriety....
• INTRODUCTION, n. A social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.
  The introduction attains its most malevolent development in this century, being, indeed, closely related to our political system....
• Writers who use a computer swear to its liberating power in tones that bear witness to the apocalyptic power of a new divinity.
  Their conviction results from something deeper than mere gratitude for the computer's conveniences....
• Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time
  which every day produces, and which most men throw away, but which nevertheless will make at the end of it no small deduction for the life of man....
• Burns: I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth.
  Its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird!...
• Every age and generation must be as free to act for itself, in all cases, as the ages and generations which preceeded it.
  -- Thomas Paine...
• We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world
  and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read....
• From a high school history teachers stash of student goodie
  (all spellings SIC) " The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts....
• Few ever lived to a great age, and fewer still ever became distinguished, who were not in the habit of early rising.
  -- Todd...