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• Maryland law makes it illegal to knock a freight train off the tracks.
• You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
• People that make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks.
  -- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) -- The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, i...
• When you stay on the tracks, ignoring the facts, you can't blame the wreck on the train.
  -- from the song, "You Can't Blame . ....
• Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
• Look, Muth tracks!
• TST: Trash System Track
• Right behind me, and gaining ground!