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• It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
  -- Don Herold...
• There is no such thing as a little enemy just as there is only a big friend.
  If you have no enemies, you are also apt to be in the same prediciment with regard to friends....
• There is no heaven or hell--only smoking or non-smoking.
• You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
  Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• A diploma only proves that you know how to look up an answer. -- Solomon Sho
• May you always have someone to share your bed and board
  mice, lice, rats, gnats, bedbugs, and fleas....
• The only thing have to burp is beer itself.
• The only thing we have to fear is no more beer.
• Television only proves that people will look at anything -- rather than each other.