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• Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devel's Dictionary
• Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh.
  They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe yea...
• ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• OTHERWISE, adv. No better. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Where there's a will there's a won't. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• HERS, pron. His. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Once, adv.: Enough. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• REALLY, adv. Apparently. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary