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• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview...
• Randomness: The property required to make statistical calculation come out right.
• Food is an important part of a balanced diet. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Nothing succeeds like address. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Frenchman: Germans with good food. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not possibly have met.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• andomness: n. 1. An inexplicable misfeature; gratuitous inelegance.
  2. A {hack} or {crock} that depends on a complex combination of coincidences (or, possibly, the combination upon which the crock depends for its accidental failure to malfunction)....