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• When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out. -- Tommy Lasorda
• When I was a boy, my family was poor. We couldn't buy food to eat.
  On Halloween we had to go bobbing for gerbils....
• Men are very strange. When they wake up they want breakfast.
  They don't eat candy in the morning like we do. They want things like toast....
• Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
• During the race We may eat your dust, But when you graduate, You'll work for us.
  -- Reed College chee...
• I do not eat to live. I live to eat.
• You win a few, you lose a few. But I wish this one had been rained out.
• When I was young, we had to carve our CPU's out of wood.
• When I was your age we carved our transistors out of wood.