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• If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.
  -- Arthur Koestler, _Encounter_...
• If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.
  --Arthur Koestler, quoted in _Encounter_...
• If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.
  Arthur Koestle...
• If God had meant us to travel economy class, he would have made us narrower.
• If God had not meant us to write on walls, he would never have given us an example.
• If God had meant us to eat fish fingers, he would have given fish fingers.
• If God had meant us to eat meringue, he would have made chickens fart more.
• If the lord had meant us to have faith, he'd have given us lobotomies. -- Zlatko
• I stick my neck out for nobody. -- Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca