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• I see you Sam's and raise you two weasels.
• Two "C" Words: Custer and Conservative.
• There's nothing wrong with using four-letter words in explaining the facts of life to children- words like love, kiss, help, care, give, .
  .. -- Sam Levenso...
• Never make forecasts, especially about the future -- Samuel Goldwi
• Two words: nuclear fucking weapons. -- Denis Leary
• Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
  One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• ok...ok...ok...ok..." (Last words at the accident scene in which he was killed, which an eyewitness later described as a short conversation with God.
  ) ~~ Sam Kinison, d. April 10, 1992 (*contributed by stumpy*)...
• I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit still in two spots.
  -- Brother Theodore...
• The long weekend was created because it's impossible to cram all the bad weather into two days.