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• Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• REAL TEXANS curse the old-fashioned way ... ... the dern it.
• The folks at Smith-Barney do it "the old fashioned way".
• If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
  -- Oscar Wilde, "Phrases and Philosophies for the Use of the Young...
• Your long life will reflect the advantages of dying young.
• For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.
• I get my castles the old-fashioned way. I conquer them.
• REAL BOSTONIANS decorate an apartment the old-fashioned way ... ... they fern it.
• REAL COOKS obtain butter the old-fashioned way ... ... they churn it.