Related:

• PRO: You will never have to work another day for eternity.
  CON: You will never have the opportunity to spend the money you have made over your lifetime....
• A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
• Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money to spend.
  You are not using it for the benefit of others, so you will pay for your selfishness....
• Bob: I've never seen that money before in my life! Lisa
  Then you must have had your eyes closed when you embezzled it....