Quotations By Famous People

Quotations By Famous People

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Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and the frog usually dies as a result.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
Nietzsche...
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours....
A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have written their finest works while happily and blissfully drunk.
..and so shall I....
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx
One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at you from throwing up.
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