Quotations By Famous People

Quotations By Famous People

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Judge people from where they stand, not from where you stand. -- Anon.
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies.
So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"... -- Steven Wrigh...
All you need is a can of shaving cream, some liquid nitrogen, and a good imagination. -- Anon.
If you don't care where you are, then you aren't lost. -- Anon.
Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor.
-- O W Holme...
It takes courage to know when you ought to be afraid. -- Anon.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. -- Anon.
There aren't enough days in the weekend. -- Steven Wrigh
Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully few.
-- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one. -- Lyndon B Johnso

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