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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
WILSON...
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I'll play with it first and tell you what it is later. DAVIS
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. KENNEDY
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. ETHEL BARRYMORE
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ROGERS
Wagner's music is much better than it sounds. NYE
Law of Computability Applied to Social Sciences: If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z X is work.
Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. EINSTEIN...
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