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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. MARK TWAIN
I have been complimented many times and that embarrasses me
I always feel they have not said enough. MARK TWAIN...
We must all hang together, or we will surely all hang separately. FRANKLIN
SNIGLET. Definition of Accordionated: Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
SNIGLET. Definition of Cellostatic: The electrical property of cellophane that causes it to stick to your hand.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. WOODY ALLEN
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
WOODY ALLEN...
A little rebellion now and then is a good thing. JEFFERSON
There are three kinds of lies - lies, damnable lies, and statistics. FROST
Catch the bear before you sell his skin.
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