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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. MARK TWAIN
The discontented man finds no easy chair. FRANKLIN
There's no such thing as a free lunch. FRIEDMAN
SNIGLET. Definition of Frustra: The special plastic used in the manufacture of fast-food ketchup packets.
SNIGLET. Definition of Spirtle: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying. WOODY ALLEN...
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. WOODY ALLEN
Where a new invention promises to be useful, it ought to be tried. JEFFERSON
Confound these ancestors. They've stolen our best ideas! JOHNSON
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. SWIFT
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