Quotations By Famous People

Quotations By Famous People

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No, it's 'Blessed are the meek.' I think that's nice, 'cause really they have a hell of a time.
omeone in the crowd in "The Life of Bria...
I think he said 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'" "Nonsense, he was obviously referring to all manafacturers of dairy products.
- two people in the crowd in "The Life of Bria...
How do you make a small fortune in Texas oil? Start with a big one.
What can a pigeon do that a west Texas oil man can't do anymore?
A pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Mercedes....
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to reflect on how much more gratifying it was than a man....
How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
To program anything that is programmable is obsession.

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