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Your knees buckle and your belt won'
You reget all those mistakes resisting temptatio
Dialing long distance wears you ou
Your back goes out more than you do
A fortune teller offers to read your face
You burn the midnight oil after 9:00 pm
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise
You have too mech room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabine
The best part of my day is over when the alarm goes off
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