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Communopoly: Do Not Pass Go, Comrade. Move Directly To Siberian Death Camp.
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Communopoly: Do not pass Go, comrade. Move directly to Siberian Death Camp.
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Go directly to jail. Do not pass 'GO'. Do not collect $200.00
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200!
GTJ Go To Jail (do not pass 00000, do not set flags)
You pass go, collect $200.00
We're going to have to go directly to... Ludicrous speed!
Please do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
And given this topology [the mobius strip] we can move on what is known as an orientation-reversing path.
We cannot do this in our normal three-space topology, except via those paths which pass through San Francisco or Greenwich Village....
The speed at which the legislative process seems to work is in inverse proportion to your enthusiasm for the bill.
If you want a bill to move quickly, committee hearings, the rules committee, and legislative procedures appear to be roadblocks to democracy....