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• A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
• The way to get more mules is to mate a male donkey with a female horse.
• ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
  In Virginia City, Nevada, he is called the Washoe Canary, in Dakota, the Senator, and everywhere the Donkey....
• A mule in a tux is still a mule.
• Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? -- Groucho Marx (in Horse Feathers)
• He looks good ... mighty good! -- Mr. Horse
• If parents would only realize how they bore their children. -- G.B. Shaw
• Forgive me Sin, for I have fathered!
• Asset: A very small donkey.