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Lately, The Only Thing Keeping Me From Becoming A Serial Killer Is My Distaste For Manual Labor.
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"Lately, the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my distaste
for manual labor."
-- Dilbert
Related:
Call me RS-232, I'm a serial killer.
Serial killer strikes! Mouse and modem found dead.
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There's only one thing for me.
Manual Labor. Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?
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Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure....
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you.
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Quote #502 In keeping with my non-Aristotelian or relativist-Existentialist bias, I do not classify ideas as simply "true" or "false.
I prefer to assign them probabilities, on a scale from 0 (the Aristotelian "false") to 10 (the Aristotelian "true")....
It occurred to me lately that nothing has occurred to me lately.