The Day Your Life Sucks And You Put A Gun In Your Mouth

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The day your life sucks and you put a gun in your mouth, 2 minutes
later they'll have your lotto numbers on the TV, some hot chick will
call you and ask you out, your boss will call in with a promotion
and your parents will call and apologize for making childhood suck.

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