Random Fortunes

Random Fortunes

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The poor man values money over time; the rich man time over money.
Give a man enough rope, he'll hang himself. Teach a man to make rope, he'll hang other people.
I want pills, you quack!
Consciousness is art.
Go to sleep...
Jesus saves... And takes 1/2 damage.
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel how warm it is.
The only time in your life when you're allowed to throw a used condom out the window, is when you're in college.
And don't worry about hitting a passerby: Anyone walking under the windows of a dorm k...
The answer is alcohol. I don't remember the question.

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